cleaning house

josh has taken me on many adventures over the past week.....landing our car in a ditch, hanging out in seedy diners, magical pools, and even urban nightclubs. but nothing will top last night when he introduced me to bertha, the wonderfully round woman who gave me my first colon hydrotherapy session. i figure this post could go one of two ways...i could address it in a very crude way, which i tend to do with most things, or i could leave it to your imagination. i've chosen the latter. all i will say is i feel lighter and cleaner. thank you josh. thank you bertha.