Queen for a minute

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Super D

Faster than speeding tranny...and she smells better too! (it's been a long day, my wit has run out)


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Chicken or what?

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Wah, wah, wah....

Bounced checks make for awkward fights.
Awkward fights make for awkward art.

Gentlemen, start your engines...

We have a new queen in town.

Cheeeeeese

Our production coordinator's name is Heather. Our caterers are Asian.






'Nuff said


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Dolla dolla bills ya'll!

Makin' it rain in the art office

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Which one of these doesn't belong?

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Playtime!

Prop houses are my new favorite thing. There are just sooo many fun things to do here!


You can play wartimez.




Take a nap.




Look, I'm sarah palin! (Cunt)


Kick it with MLK.






Play dress up. (this was josh's fave)




Have a snack. (assuming you like plastic)



And last, but not least, get drizzzunk!
Shit, I think I may need to delete iFizzle from my phone.....

Aaand we're back!

After a looong hiatus our art dept is back! Sadly, we're down two teammates. Marot has left us for gamier pastures and JTizzle is prepping to draw up my first prenup. What? You can never be too careful....
Anywho, that being said, the rest of us are here; highheels and pantyhose in toe (tow?). Get excited!!!

PS - pardon the douchey message below, however this new app has in fact changed my life.

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Isn't everything?

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Hipsters for Autism?

nice haircut

wtf

imeanseriously....

its a fucking possum wearing a tiny hat. i have no words...

how i spent my weekend

hanging flags:

playing while other people hung flags:

i love my job! even though my face would read otherwise. i'm smiling on the inside. my hair looks great too! well. so said josh and kristytown. thanks guys :)

we're in a recession people!

drink up.

dragtastic

i got to spend yesterday with one of my favorite ladies on the planet. the one and only:

i think the drag queens have finally gotten to sterling and i:

don't let sterling try and tell you that's bebe's finger either...

i want these

someone should buy them for me. please and thank you.

welcome home sterling

dear sterling,
erin and i would like to let you know that we had a great time hanging out with you yesterday. even if you forgot we were coming over approximately 5 minutes after plans were made (see below) and then proceeded to fall asleep.
love,
rasty

you go girl!

erin and i had a wonderful time today wandering the aisles of my local vons. but my favorite was the "go girl!" energy drink. i love that they're marketing a product with a phrase that rose to popularity in the mid 90's:

erin showing us how she would "go girl!"

click-it or ticket?

how to take care of an expensive lamp that belongs to the man writing your paycheck

weird yo

i discovered this on my last day of work:

i remember weird al, i mean, who doesn't? i guess i just never thought about him actually playing live shows. like who were the people that actually spent money to see him mock perfectly good songs? imeanreally...

MoHo

its short for mortorhome, pervs. here's what we do in it:


photobooth!



ew. i don't wanna take a starbucks order.



hellz yeah! no one wanted any, whoo-hoo!

breakFAST

or get none. below is an example of what happens when you get sent on a run during breakfast. you come back to a rock hard burrito. deelish!

oh, and i must mention that it was prepared by this woman:

in case you weren't aware, sometimes being a reality television star only gets you naked. then you end up as crafty on low budget commercials. true story.

honda vs. nissan

who's spot is it now bitch?

<3

now please go out and spend lots of money on the "special someone" that you treat like shit the rest of the year :)

phat

actually FAT is more like it. so i got this awesome new job for the next couple of weeks. my office is directly across the street from the beach, the hours are cake, the pay is great, and they pay for all my meals. this is where i'm running into trouble. i can't seem to bring myself to eat healthy because i can order whatever i want. why would i order a salad when i can get the burrito? this is no good. see below:



the latest one pound addition to my ass.

happy birthday to me!

so what if it was over a week ago? i can milk that shit for as long as i want. thursday is the perfect example. warrenpeace missed my party cuz his phone died or some bullshit. so i made him take me out on thursday and buy all my drinks. hey, if he'd shown up when he was supposed to it would have been a much cheaper experience. behold my beer pyramid:

below is the aftermath of sterling thinking he could one up me. cans scattered everywhere, broken glass and us about to get kicked out. what? clearly you don't hang out with us enough if you think this is weird.

PS - i'd be a liar if i let you think i drank all of those. i had help. lots of it.

tax dollars well spent

i wonder if all the parking tickets i got last year went towards the extra "e"?

and another

so turns out "back to back" meant almost 12 hours apart. hey, youtube takes awhile. in any case here is the latest movie review. enjoy!

it has been soooo long!

but i'm back. hopefully more consistently at this point. kristy and i have started movie reviews again. like hardcore this time. so hardcore that i'm about to post two back to back. that's right. check out our review of Zapped! below and please email any movie review suggestions to moviereviewswithkk@gmail.com