so what if it was over a week ago? i can milk that shit for as long as i want. thursday is the perfect example. warrenpeace missed my party cuz his phone died or some bullshit. so i made him take me out on thursday and buy all my drinks. hey, if he'd shown up when he was supposed to it would have been a much cheaper experience. behold my beer pyramid:
below is the aftermath of sterling thinking he could one up me. cans scattered everywhere, broken glass and us about to get kicked out. what? clearly you don't hang out with us enough if you think this is weird.
PS - i'd be a liar if i let you think i drank all of those. i had help. lots of it.
