honda vs. nissan

who's spot is it now bitch?

<3

now please go out and spend lots of money on the "special someone" that you treat like shit the rest of the year :)

phat

actually FAT is more like it. so i got this awesome new job for the next couple of weeks. my office is directly across the street from the beach, the hours are cake, the pay is great, and they pay for all my meals. this is where i'm running into trouble. i can't seem to bring myself to eat healthy because i can order whatever i want. why would i order a salad when i can get the burrito? this is no good. see below:



the latest one pound addition to my ass.

happy birthday to me!

so what if it was over a week ago? i can milk that shit for as long as i want. thursday is the perfect example. warrenpeace missed my party cuz his phone died or some bullshit. so i made him take me out on thursday and buy all my drinks. hey, if he'd shown up when he was supposed to it would have been a much cheaper experience. behold my beer pyramid:

below is the aftermath of sterling thinking he could one up me. cans scattered everywhere, broken glass and us about to get kicked out. what? clearly you don't hang out with us enough if you think this is weird.

PS - i'd be a liar if i let you think i drank all of those. i had help. lots of it.

tax dollars well spent

i wonder if all the parking tickets i got last year went towards the extra "e"?

and another

so turns out "back to back" meant almost 12 hours apart. hey, youtube takes awhile. in any case here is the latest movie review. enjoy!

it has been soooo long!

but i'm back. hopefully more consistently at this point. kristy and i have started movie reviews again. like hardcore this time. so hardcore that i'm about to post two back to back. that's right. check out our review of Zapped! below and please email any movie review suggestions to moviereviewswithkk@gmail.com